Piss Face Anthem

Lyrics

[INTRO]
Ohhh Luke, the king of the silly,
Running wild, he’s never in a filly,
Laughing loud, he thinks it’s all a joke,
With poop and pee, he’s the monarch of the poke!

[VERSE 1]
Out in the sun, he rolls in the dirt,
Eating up the wildest treats, it doesn’t hurt,
Piss face Luke, he wears it like a crown,
You think he’ll ever change? No way, not this clown!

[CHORUS]
Leave him in the desert, night creeping in,
With nothing but the stars, let the magic begin,
He’s laughing at Grandma, coughing like a goat,
Luke loves his world, and he’s stoked about the gloat!

[VERSE 2]
Bloody Killer Guy, his best buddy around,
Who knew friendship could be so profoundly profound?
But one fateful day, became a total mess,
With a stab in the back, Luke had to confess!

[CHORUS]
Leave him in the desert, night creeping in,
With nothing but the stars, let the magic begin,
He’s laughing at Grandma, coughing like a goat,
Luke loves his world, and he’s stoked about the gloat!

[BRIDGE]
Gary Wilson, Uncle Manny at the ready,
Together they’ll fight, they won’t go steady,
“Not my pal!” Luke screams out loud,
With the power of friendship, they’ll make him proud!

[VERSE 3]
The showdown begins, in the cool of the night,
With poop jokes flying, oh what a sight!
But teamwork can shatter, even the darkest fears,
Bloody Killer Guy falls, and Luke cheers with cheers!

[CHORUS]
Leave him in the desert, night creeping in,
With nothing but the stars, let the magic begin,
He’s laughing at Grandma, coughing like a goat,
Luke loves his world, and he’s stoked about the gloat!

[OUTRO]
So here’s to Luke and his wild, wild ways,
Embracing the laughter, for the rest of his days,
With poop and pee, and friends by his side,
Forever a piss face, he’s taking it all in stride!