Disco Fever in the Bleachers

Lyrics

[INTRO]
I'm pumpin' iron, got my game face on
But little do they know, I'm feelin' strong
In more ways than one, I'm on fire today
My secret's out, in a major way

[VERSE 1]
My boner's a beast, it's a raging sea
A tidal wave crashing, can't you see?
It's a skyscraper rising, a tower so high
I'm the king of the gym, I won't say goodbye
It's a firework exploding, a supernova in my shorts
I'm the center of attention, and I'm feeling reborn

[CHORUS]
I'm rocking a hard-on, got the whole gym in sight
I'm owning this moment, feeling like a superstar tonight
I'm a one-man show, got the crowd in disarray
My boner's on parade, and I'm here to stay

[VERSE 2]
It's a runaway train, ain't no stopping me
A freight train rolling, got the whole gym in a spree
It's a shining star, a diamond in the rough
I'm the master of my fate, and my boner's the proof
It's a roaring lion, untamed and free
I'm the king of the jungle, and I'm letting it be

[CHORUS]
I'm rocking a hard-on, got the whole gym in sight
I'm owning this moment, feeling like a superstar tonight
I'm a one-man show, got the crowd in disarray
My boner's on parade, and I'm here to stay

[BRIDGE]
Some are shocked, some are appalled
But I'm just having fun, I'm not fazed at all
I'm a rebel without a cause, I'm breaking the mold
My boner's my banner, and I'm waving it bold

[HOOK]
Boner in the gym, it's a crazy sight
But I'm feeling alive, and it feels just right

[VERSE 3]
The ladies scream, the gentlemen stare
But I'm just getting started, I don't care
It's a rocket ship blasting, soaring to new heights
I'm the astronaut of pleasure, and I'm feeling alive tonight

[CHORUS]
I'm rocking a hard-on, got the whole gym in sight
I'm owning this moment, feeling like a superstar tonight
I'm a one-man show, got the crowd in disarray
My boner's on parade, and I'm here to stay

[OUTRO]
But now I'm getting kicked out, it's too damn bad,
This is the best damn day that I’ve ever had!