Kebab Kella's Shawarma Land

Lyrics

[Verse]
Kebab Kella king of shawarma land
Claims every bite is a piece of sand
In Egypt’s heart the Pharaoh stands
With a spicy wrap in each hand

[Verse 2]
Jewish guy named Kai selling pickles fine
With a jar or two under every sign
Feature fit for a grand design
But Kella’s wraps shine in the sunshine

[Chorus]
Kebab Kella's shawarma land so grand
Wraps so divine spread across the sand
King and kai and wraps in high demand
Holding court like a pharaoh’s band

[Verse 3]
Irish lad named Seamus with a pint in hand
Tells the tales of ancient lands
Trading jokes and making demands
Yet falls for the spice that Kella commands

[Bridge]
Kella rides on a pita chariot
With pickles and spices like a thunderbolt
Seamus and Kai they salute and exalt
In shawarma land we find our cult

[Chorus]
Kebab Kella's shawarma land so grand
Wraps so divine spread across the sand
King and kai and wraps in high demand
Holding court like a pharaoh’s band