My GF Be Packin'!

Lyrics

[VERSE 1]
Yo!! I don't fukk wit' da' alcohol
'Cause it mix all shiddy wit' da' bleach.
I wants ta' hold a dinosaur's hand,
But tha' muthafukka always outta reach.
My skin get all honky-ass white
When I's chillin' too long at da' beach -
Look like I be from Saved By Da' Bell,
An' my name be Screech!

Yo!! Gimme a bald spot,
An' I'ma fill it in wit' marker.
I gots 'dat Game Show Flow,
Like my name be Bob Barker.
Now git me da' fukk off 'dis beach,
So my skin go backs ta' darker!
I don't do da' Fourth of July,
On account uh my fukkin' phobia of sparklers!

Yo!! Fukk 'dem sizzlin' lights, nih-guh!!!!....

[CHORUS]
Yo!! Punch a water-filled marshmallow
On da' inside of his face!
Poppin' zits on my tits
Give me da' shitts all ovuh da' place!
My weedwhacka nevuh work
'Cause it don't be jerkin' off da' Cannibus!
I straight kiss ya' big toe,
An' turn you into a platypus, biz-natch!!

[VERSE 2]
Ay, yo! Wearin' a beanie 'dat match my bikini,
Hangin' wit' a zucchini named Matthew.
Gots a girlfriend wit' a penis -
Think she might even actually be a man, foo'!
When I eats da' egg foo Yong,
'Dey calls me Foo-Fukkin'-Manchu!
Arivederci!! Nanoo-nanoo!!
Hubba-hubba!! Fuckin' AAAH-CHOOOO!!!!!!

Ay, yo!! Pinch a candle on a Tuesday,
You gets a lifetime of bad luck!
Show me a piece o' bread soaked in ass juice -
I show you a fukkin' mad duck!!
Ay, yo!! Glory, glory, hallelujah! What's it to ya'?!
Heard yo' dad a cuck!!
I'm hula-hoopin' whiles I'm poopin' -
Can you spare a buck?!!

[BRIDGE]
Hee-biddy, hah-biddy!! Nih-biddy, nah-biddy!!
Gibbetty-gobbetty!!...

buh-buh-buh-BUH-BUH-BUH!..
BUH!!.....
BIH-BUH!!!!!!.......
WOBBUH-WUH!!!!!!!!!!!..........
WIH-GIIIIIIIHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...................

Ay, yo!! YO!!! Wipe my toof snag
Wit' yo' poop rag!!
I'm 'dat roof hag
Gots yo' soup bag!!!...

[CHORUS]
Yo!! Punch a water-filled marshmallow
On da' inside of his face!
Poppin' zits on my tits
Give me da' shitts all ovuh da' place!
My weedwhacka nevuh work
'Cause it don't be jerkin' off da' Cannibus!
I straight kiss ya' big toe,
An' turn you into a platypus, biz-natch!!

[OUTRO]
Yo!!! Yuh-yuh-... YO!!!
GETTIN' NEKKID WIT' DA' DODGERS!!!
WE BE BUMPIN' KENNY ROGERS!!!
FILL ALL YO' TUBE SOCKS UP WIT' RAW GERMS!!!.....

Yo, we OUT, nih-guuUUHH!!!!!!........