Night at The Local

Lyrics

Dad looks sick this morning after a heavy night at the local - Pig and Snout.

Drinking pints and red wine with the locals, laughter all about.

Eating nuts and scratching's, without a care,

What a night, memories we forget to share.



**Pre-Chorus**

Staggering home, under the moonlight glow,

Stopped for a wee, then down he goes.

In the bushes, what a sight to see,

Stinging his sausage, oh, the comedy!



**Chorus**

Oh what night, down at the local 'til early hours,

Drinking and laughing, lost in the powers.

Talking nonsense, stumbling around,

Oh what night, take me home you drunken hound.



**Verse 2**

Dad passed out on the sofa, covered in snacks,

While I’m sneaking bites, no holding back.

Suddenly a rush, hear a dreadful noise,

Horrendous sound, no more joys.



**Pre-Chorus**

Running to the toilet, can’t hold it in,

Chaos in the bathroom, where to begin?

Splattering puke, what a scene,

Late night adventures, fit for a meme!

**Chorus**



Oh what night, down at the local 'til early hours,

Drinking and laughing, lost in the powers.

Talking nonsense, stumbling around,

Oh what night, take me home you drunken hound.



**Outro**

Time for breakfast in the hole and hair of the dog,

Hoping for a miracle, but he’s still in a fog!

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