Dirty sad trash

Lyrics

[INTRO]
Hey there Randy, got your gloves on tight,
Hitting those dumpsters, searching for a bite,
Life’s a treasure hunt, what do we find?
Zingers and Twinkies, one of a kind!

[VERSE 1]
Rolling through alleys, it’s a late-night spree,
Tom’s riding shotgun, can’t you see?
Pulled out a pizza, still warm in the box,
Feast with my buddy, we’re the dumpster jocks.
Crispy donuts next, oh what a delight,
My heart’s in the trash, everything feels right.

[CHORUS]
Dumpster diving, we’re living the dream,
Finding magic in scraps, nothing's as it seems,
But there's Tom taking bites, and it’s driving me mad,
Stolen snacks in his hands, it’s all I’ve ever had!

[VERSE 2]
Cracked open a cooler, what did I see?
Chocolate Zingers shining, just waiting for me,
But then comes Tom, with a devilish grin,
“Did you save me one?” Oh, where do I begin?
I look to the ground, wish I could rewind,
But he’s already snacking on the spoils, so unkind.

[CHORUS]
Dumpster diving, we’re living the dream,
Finding magic in scraps, nothing's as it seems,
But there's Tom taking bites, and it’s driving me mad,
Stolen snacks in his hands, it’s all I’ve ever had!

[BRIDGE]
Well it’s a gamble, we’re rolling the dice,
Diving for treasures, oh it feels so nice,
But every time I find what I seek,
There goes Tom with a grin, making me weak.

[VERSE 3]
So I patch it up, and share what I found,
With laughter and food, we turn it around,
Twinkies together, we’ll forge a new pact,
A bond over garbage, that’s just a fact.

[CHORUS]
Dumpster diving, we’re living the dream,
Finding magic in scraps, nothing's as it seems,
But there's Tom taking bites, and it’s driving me mad,
Stolen snacks in his hands, it’s all I’ve ever had!

[OUTRO