F and G

Lyrics

[ [Intro] [piano: playful, jazzy chords with a light swing rhythm] [drums: soft snare brushes, light hi-hat taps] [backing vocals: “Doo-doo-doo, bop-bop-ba-doo”] --- [Verse 1] [piano: bouncy, syncopated chords] No matter what they saaaay, Aint a thing that can be trusssted Dinosaurs were made up back in the eighteen-hundreds [drums: rim clicks, light cymbal hits] Its a fabrication Just like NASA’s flying space station Stay safe! keep playing along, or get trampled by the mob! (You'll get trampled by the mob) Science is going woke, like a load of soy bologneee We don't live in democracy It's fake, voting for presidents symbolic, it's phony (it's phony) Gravity’s a myster-eeeee, they added years to histor-eeee Oye vay! they try to play God..don’t you think that's kind of odd? --- [Chorus] [piano: big, theatrical chords] It’s fake and gay! [backing vocals: “Fake and gay, oh yeah!”] Fake and gay! [drums: snare hits with cymbal crashes] I’ve gotta say [backing vocals: “He’s gotta say!”] It’s fake and gay! [Verse 2] [piano: playful riff with a glissando, jaunty rhythm, adding humor] No virus caused your cough, it’s a fraud like vaccinations Even ol’ Santa Claus was a shroom hallucination It’s manipulay-shun 6 million people didnt die of cremation Uh-oh! don’t sing along, just ask Allyson and Bob, see truth don't hide behind the law! (Truth dont hide behind the law!) Carbon climate change? Dumb, deranged, thousands of genders (genders) Your favorite football games? Are arranged. They're pretenders There are ancient high-tech structures, but if you buy we flew to the the moon, youre a sucker (you're a sucker) Oh what’s over the wall? Google will never show it alllllll --- Ooooooeeww [Chorus] [piano: energetic, swinging rhythm] It’s fake and gay! [backing vocals: “Fake and gay, oh yeah!”] Fake and gay! [drums: snare hits with cymbal crashes] There ain’t no way— [backing vocals: “Ain’t no way!”] It’s fake and gay! [piano: playful riff with a glissando] --- [Bridge] [piano: slower, more dramatic chords, building tension] Helen Keller is fake, we didn’t come from apes The Iron Dome’s no bueno on 9/11 no planes! [drums: tom rolls, adding drama] Covid an illusion, The establishment is after Donald trump delusion Governor kidnapping plots, feds planting pipe bombs, Capitol riots and inside jobs! (Oh no, oh no!) Sandy Hook, nuclear bommmmbs, Juicy Jussie in the night Especially deepfake dementia Biden nothing here is right! [piano: quick, comedic trill] Shakespeare didn’t write a Midsummer night in case you're still uncertain This red pill will help u see beyond the curtain Don’t worry, we’re here to grow so let go of what you know we’re sitting front row in our show --- [Chorus] --- [Verse 3] [piano: jaunty rhythm, adding humor] Your social media feeds? Are Completely screened! Big Pharma propaganda and a man named Amanda [drums: light kick drum, adding bounce] It’s so dern retarded Lincoln wanted the civil war started the October 7th propaganda atrocity Israel charade was shot and screened privately by Hollywood producers it was staged! (it was staged) [piano] Aliens from space? Whatever the hell they’re spraying TV. fiat money. and democracy! Shot in the ear, magically healing [piano] The Proud Boys and Antifa are glowies, LGBT infinity (LGBT infinity) Israel's our greatest ally in the middle east Our eyes and ears the only democracy (ooooohh) Mmmm mmm mm auuugh.. The end of World War 2 all the food you consume That pyramids are tombs And there are good looking trannies (good looking troons) It’s so hard to swallow A college degree won’t help you succeed at all, though space X and especially Mr. musk (space x Mr musk) Eighty one million votes for joe The Boston fire cracker hoax (fire cracker hoax) Ooooooooo oh oh The taxes thatcha pay Are particularly gay-aaaaay Our government is fake Yet, we staaay rats in a caaaage [Verse Addition] [piano: slow, ominous chords with a haunting tone] [bass: deep, pulsing notes] Ol' dementia joe Pushed passport vaccinations (vaccinations) sat in the world's most powerful seat (seat) Could barely form the words to world leaders to greet (greet) They simulated Trumps court cases (simulated) And faked a near miss assassination (faked assassination) To sell a persecuted heros journey cult of personality narration (to sell hes a victim ) Bud-light Trans spokespeople and Scientology George Floyd public death by the knee The staged riots that followed subsequently Businesses that got damaged looted and brokE Were businesses they promised to reimburse on the low Burned down shop for a profit show ( fake and gay) why protests with burning cars lit aflame Always seem to look the same The truth's always good for your soul (soul) So sit back and relax cuz we're watching a show (it's always been a show)(x2)]