One-Trick Pony

Lyrics

[Intro – 4 bars]
Yeah...
This one’s for the one-trick kings stuck in the past.
Tonight, we end that false story. Dale.
[Verse 1 – 4 bars x4]
Minsitthar locked like it’s all you know,
But your map’s blind, you move too slow.
Gold you steal like it’s your right,
While the team drowns in silent fights.
Your voice cracks loud, that same tired yell,
“OHHHH FUCKKKKKKK,” like it’s your shell.
A battle cry turned desperate plea,
No fire in play, just lost energy.
You chase kills like it’s last breath,
But feed the flame and chase your death.
One-trick pony stuck in a loop,
Can’t shift gears, can’t regroup.
You hold the lane but lose the war,
Every game a broken score.
Act like a king but play like a pawn,
In your castle, the light is gone.
[Chorus – 4 bars x4, identical with ad-libs]
Oooooooh noooo, we ain't tryna lose again, (nah!)
Oooooooh yeahhh, not ‘cause of you again, (no way!)
We grindin’ real hard just to feel alive,
But you drag us down like a ghost in disguise. (woo!)
Oooooooh baby, you ain't that guy, (nope!)
Oooooooh save it, we see through the lie. (clear as day!)
Talk like a king, but you never arrive,
Jun Xiong, man… it’s time to retire. (goodnight!)
[Verse 2 – 4 bars x4]
Finished Genshin, but lost your spark,
No Zhongli’s patience, no Ningguang’s mark.
Think you dance with Hu Tao’s fire,
But your hands tremble under pressure dire.
Wuthering Waves drip, but you sink alone,
Like a lost Nomad wandering unknown.
Your catchphrase rings — sharp, loud, and hollow,
OHHHH FUCKKKKKKK — desperation you follow.
In MLBB, you fade and stall,
Your voice breaks when you start to fall.
The volume climbs but skill won’t show,
Empty noise where real plays flow.
[Chorus – repeated, identical]
Oooooooh noooo, we ain't tryna lose again, (nah!)
Oooooooh yeahhh, not ‘cause of you again, (no way!)
We grindin’ real hard just to feel alive,
But you drag us down like a ghost in disguise. (woo!)
Oooooooh baby, you ain't that guy, (nope!)
Oooooooh save it, we see through the lie. (clear as day!)
Talk like a king, but you never arrive,
Jun Xiong, man… it’s time to retire. (goodnight!)
[Verse 3 – 4 bars x4]
You cast illusions like Aizen’s game,
But the truth cuts deeper than any flame.
Steal waves like a cursed Gacha pull,
Empty rewards from a hand that’s dull.
Team fights start, you fade away,
Lost in noise, you can’t stay.
No synergy, no strength, no fight,
Just static white noise in the night.
You mute the calls, break the flow,
While the rest grind, you lay low.
Your fake hype can’t cover the truth,
Jun Xiong, man, this ain’t your youth.
[Chorus – final repeat, crowd energy]
Oooooooh noooo, we ain't tryna lose again, (nah!)
Oooooooh yeahhh, not ‘cause of you again, (no way!)
We grindin’ real hard just to feel alive,
But you drag us down like a ghost in disguise. (woo!)
Oooooooh baby, you ain't that guy, (nope!)
Oooooooh save it, we see through the lie. (clear as day!)
Talk like a king, but you never arrive,
Jun Xiong, man… it’s time to retire. (goodnight!)
[Outro]