Mr. Bill Collector

Lyrics

[verse]
Mr. Bill Collector
Sorry I missed your call
I just been down at the local bar
Havin some alcohol

[verse]
Now what was it that you wanted?
I’m terrible with names
It was hard to read the fine print
When your letter went up in flames

[pre-chorus]
If I had a dollar for every time you rang
I swear I’d be a millionaire
And drive a new mustang

[chorus]
So since you want some money
And I don’t blame you there
I’ll meet you at the horse track
And talk about it over a beer

[verse]
Mr. Bill Collector
Envelopes stacked so high
I’m practically a postal worker
With all this mail I got

[bridge]
When I find that special tree
It has them leaves that’s made of money
I’ll chop it down, bring it into town
Use the firewood to warm my honey

[pre-chorus]
If I had a dollar for every time you rang
I swear I’d be a millionaire
And drive a new mustang

[chorus]
So since you want some money
And I don’t blame you there
I’ll meet you at the horse track
And talk about it over a beer