Forgot the Smoothie at Costco

Lyrics

[Verse]
Got my list in one hand, and a cart in the other,
Pushing past the crowds of sisters and brothers,
Saw the big ol' signs and the sales pull me in,
Shoppin' at Costco, where do I begin?

[Verse 2]
Loaded up on bacon, eggs, and sweet corn,
Grabbed a pack of steaks to grill in the morn,
Cart filled with items, stackin' nice and high,
But there’s one thing I forgot, and now I'll tell you why.

[Chorus]
Forgot the smoothie at Costco, now ain't that a shame,
Was right there on the list, I got myself to blame,
From aisle to aisle, I was lost in the spree,
Left without my smoothie, oh woe is me.

[Verse 3]
Got the bulk of paper towels and cleaning spray,
A crate of oranges to last a whole day,
Stumbled on clearance, bought some extra wine,
But I missed that smoothie, and now it’s weighin' on my mind.

[Chorus]
Forgot the smoothie at Costco, now ain't that a shame,
Was right there on the list, I got myself to blame,
From aisle to aisle, I was lost in the spree,
Left without my smoothie, oh woe is me.

[Verse 4]
Drove back home, unloaded the stash,
Kitchen counter covered, spent all my cash,
Settled on the couch with a little sense of doom,
Dreamin' 'bout that smoothie, wish I had more room.