Haunted Hijinks

Lyrics

[Verse]
Four guys alone in a dusty old lair
Cobwebs swinging like ghosts in the air
Hollow floorboards creak with despair
But hey let's pretend that we don't care

[Chorus]
Who brought the ghost sandwich what’s this smell
Is that ectoplasm ringing the doorbell
Our shadows dance but no feet on the ground
The haunted house laughs it's the spookiest sound

[Verse 2]
One man screaming oh it's just a chair
Another said who's playing piano back there
Windows rattle but they dare us to stay
Let’s form a boy band with the ghouls today

[Bridge]
A ghost with style cool hat on their head
Offered us tea but we opted for bread
Skeleton tapping beats we can't deny
Zombie on bass oh how the spirits fly

[Chorus]
Who brought the ghost sandwich what’s this smell
Is that ectoplasm ringing the doorbell
Our shadows dance but no feet on the ground
The haunted house laughs it's the spookiest sound

[Verse 3]
Guitar strings pluck by invisible hands
A scary specter starts leading the band
Our fear starts fading this gig isn’t bad
Till a vampire whispers in—your turn lad