Blunt Forgetful Funk

Lyrics

(Intro – Smooth, Laid-Back, Talking Over the Beat, Strumming Guitar in the Back)
(Beat fades in, funky bass, blues guitar, simple drum loop.)
"Man… I was gonna drop a serious track today… but then I rolled up a blunt… and forgot what I was talkin’ about."
(Hahaha! Yeah! Ayyy!! Uh! Yeah, yeah!)
(Verse 1 – Storytelling, Goofy but Smooth Flow)
I been makin’ big moves (Big!), but I forgot what they was (Huh?!)
He switched on me? Man, I don’t even remember that cuz (Who?!)
I was chillin’ in the cut (Chillin’!), smokin’ on that skunk (Gas!)
Got so high I put my car keys in the trunk (Damn!)
Then my girl hit my line, said, "Baby, where you at?" (Where you at?!)
I said, "Sht, I don't know… lemme call you right back" (Ring, ring!)
Started lookin’ for my phone (Huh?!), but it’s in my hand (Damn!)
Then I walked to the kitchen, but forgot why I stand **(Oh sht!)**
(Chorus – Catchy, Lazy & Fun, )
Goofy always watchin’, tell that boy stay in his lane (Stay back!) (Hah!)
She keep choosin’ on the gang, yeah, she know we ain’t the same (Nah!) (Yeah!)
All these diamonds on my chain, make her wanna switch the name (Bling, bling!) (Damn!)
Took his spot without a warnin’, now he lookin’ full of pain (Aww man!)
(Funky guitar solo, simple blues licks, bass groove keeps it bouncy.)
(Verse 2 – More Crazy Stoner Storytelling, Random Situations)
Woke up late, forgot my rent was due (Oh sh*t!)
Landlord at the door, what the hell I’ma do? (Uh!)
Told him I been workin’ hard, I got some money comin’ (Yeah!)
Then I spent my last twenty on some munchies and a honey bun (Damn!)
Then I hit the studio (Yeah!), I was ‘bout to make a hit (Hit!)
Rolled another blunt and forgot to drop my shit (Oops!)
Man, I was ‘bout to go crazy on this mic (Fo’ real!)
Then my homie walked in with a big-ass slice (Pizzaaaa!)
(Chorus – Laid-Back, Hilarious, Stoner Energy Keeps Going)
Goofy always watchin’, tell that boy stay in his lane (Stay back!) (Hah!)
She keep choosin’ on the gang, yeah, she know we ain’t the same (Nah!) (Yeah!)
All these diamonds on my chain, make her wanna switch the name (Bling, bling!) (Damn!)
Took his spot without a warnin’, now he lookin’ full of pain (Aww man!)
(Bridge – Talkin’ Some More, Offbeat, Fun & Freestyle-Like)
"Yo… I ain’t even gon’ lie, man… I had a whole verse planned right here…"
"Then I took two hits of some OG Kush and forgot it…"
"So instead, here’s a dope-ass guitar solo!"
(Guitar solo plays, funky and bluesy, while background ad-libs keep goin’.)
"Yeahhh!"
"Smoke somethin’!"
"Pass that over here!"
(Verse 3 – More Dumb But Funny Bars, Wrapping It Up Smoothly)
I be where the money at, but my pockets still broke (What?!)
I be stackin’ u