The Retard's Prize

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He's across from the hotel, in the park where the grass is green,
He was hiding in the bushes just smoking up a dream.
Feelin’ alright, man he thought he could fly,
But he didn't know, ukraine police started to spy.

Playing stupid games just to win the retard prize.

They got cameras in the pigeons, and the drones flying high,
Microphones in the bushes to catch everyones lies.
I think they tapped my phone. Is that a squirrel staring at me?
Maybe its the S.B.U or possibly the K.G.B?
He's starting to panic, with all those eyes that see.
Playing stupid games just to win the retard prize.
Now he's down in the office, they want him to pee in a cup. But it doesn't really matter because he already know he's fucked.
YOUR FUCKING FIRED!

Now he's feeling low, Ridin’ this train back home. He can't help but wonder how everyone will remember him. YOUR FUCKING FIRED!

I hope you have a buddy, if you wanna go out to eat.
I hope you have a buddy, when there's a girl to meet.
Clint's gonna be in your shower, turning up the heat! DONT DROP THE soap!
I hope you have a buddy, While sitting on your toilet seat.

Playing stupid games just to win the retard prize. FIRST PLACE!

We got a guy getting roofied, past out on the street. MY butt hole hurts!
A dumbass out getting high and it only a quarter past nine! THERE'S cameras IN THE PIGEONS!
Another lost his marbles while yelling up at the sky! I DONT wanna RIDE THE TRAIN anymore!
Playing stupid games just to win the retard prize.