The Hottest Girl with the Stinkiest Farts

Lyrics

[Verse]
In homeroom she waltzed with grace,
Blue eyes and a pretty face,
But by the lockers when she'd pass,
A cloud of scent like toxic gas.

[Verse 2]
She was the queen of senior year,
Football games, she'd lead the cheer,
But when she laughed or took a seat,
The air was less than sweet.

[Chorus]
She's the hottest girl, but here’s the twist,
Her silent but deadly’s can’t be missed,
A beauty to behold right from the start,
But boy, she's got the stinkiest farts.

[Verse 3]
At prom night she stole the show,
In that dress as white as snow,
Then on the dance floor, in a spin,
A gust of wind, we smelled again.

[Verse 4]
On graduation day she stood,
So elegant, she looked so good,
But in her gown as she took her part,
A whiff of her unique trademark.

[Chorus]
She's the hottest girl, but here’s the twist,
Her silent but deadly’s can’t be missed,
A beauty to behold right from the start,
But boy, she's got the stinkiest farts.