Dump Truck Chuck

Lyrics

I'ma take a dump, nihguh!
I'ma take a dump! (Whaaaa-?!)
I'ma take a dump, nihguh!
I'ma take a dump! (P.U!!..)
I'ma take a dump, nihguh!
I'ma take a dump! (Ouch!!!)
Go get my anal pump, nihguh,
'Cuz I'ma take a (numbah two!!!)

Sittin' up on a log,
An' I ain't even out in the woods!
I'm constipated, dawg!!
'Dis shit not gonna end up good!
I ate just like a starvin' hog,
An' I nevah slowed down like I knows I should!
Farts so thick, they create a fog,
Gonna smell up the whole damn 'hood!

Crack feelin' sweaty, but it ain't hot out!
Then it start to get itchy - then I start to shout!
Like Fat Bastard, turtle head pokin' out!
Bubble-guts rumble; what is 'dis all about?!
(It's all about)

I'ma take a dump, nihguh!
I'ma take a dump! (Whaaaa-?!)
I'ma take a dump, nihguh!
I'ma take a dump! (P.U!!..)
I'ma take a dump, nihguh!
I'ma take a dump! (Ouch!!!)
Go get my anal pump, nihguh,
'Cuz I'ma take a (numbah two!!!)

Pop da' balloon fo' the sex reveal!!
Brown powdah cloudin' up tha' place, shit gettin' real!
Try to hold the shit inside, make me grunt and squeal!
Slidin' into second base, an' it just rained on da' field!
Knick-knack-paddywhack! Give a dog a toilet!
Shit so big - to get it out, I just might have to oil it!
My ass playin' a trick, so I'm gonna have ta' foil it!
Wrap it up in tin foil, save it, then see if Gramma boil it!

Droppin' 'dem draws, 'den I'm droppin' ' dat doose!
Ol' Pirate Brown Beard yells, "LET DA' CANNONBALLS LOOSE!"!
Then a giant earthquake get to shakin' my caboose!
One push of my toosh, an' da' wattah splash mah Gooch!

I'ma take a dump, nihguh!
I'ma take a dump! (Whaaaa-?!)
I'ma take a dump, nihguh!
I'ma take a dump! (P.U!!..)
I'ma take a dump, nihguh!
I'ma take a dump! (Ouch!!!)
Go get my anal pump, nihguh,
'Cuz I'ma take a (numbah two!!!)