Jackie

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Jackie Dempster, 58 years young,
A skating queen where Ayr’s ice rink spun.
She danced through the 80s, though moves were a mess,
But she owned the floor with her sheer finesse.
She belts out "Reach for the Stars," off-key but proud,
Her voice may falter, but her spirit’s loud.
From Fine Fare days to tales untold,
Jackie’s life is a story of pure gold. She worked in Fine Fare and pumped the assistant manager and I hope it wasn’t for promotion
Happy birthday, Jackie, let’s raise a cheer,
For the burgers and chicken Stuart made this year.
With Laura the dafty, your holiday awaits,
Good luck with her antics the piss head they’re sure to be great!
She quit the smokes in 2001 in Ibiza
When the world changed and she chose to move on and ripped off customers with Provvy loans.
A life full of laughter, memories to share,
Jackie’s a legend, beyond compare.
From skating to singing, she’s lived it all,
With a heart so big, she’ll never fall.
Here’s to Jackie, a star so bright,
Let’s celebrate her with all our might!
Happy birthday, Jackie, let’s raise a cheer,
For the burgers and chicken Stuart made this year.
With Laura the dafty, your holiday awaits,
Good luck with her antics, they’re sure to be great!
Hope Jackie’s day is as vibrant as always I know you would like to sing with Rolf Harris and Gary Glitter singing reach for the stars