Alice Guo's Small Ship, Medium Ship, Big Ship

Lyrics

**[INTRO]**
Ahoy, gather 'round, hear the tale,
Of Mayor Alice Guo, she set sail!
Through skies and seas, she made a splash,
On a wild adventure, it’s a comedic bash!

**[VERSE 1]**
In the town of BamBam, where the laughter flows,
Mayor Alice Guo, everyone knows,
With hopes as high as the Senate chair,
POGO brought her, but did they care?

**[CHORUS]**
Small ship, medium ship, and big ship,
Alice Guo's journey, what a trip!
From memes to spies, she took a dip,
Caught at last, her story's flip.

**[VERSE 2]**
Senate hearings, a hilarious mess,
Alice in the hot seat, oh what stress!
With every question, a giggling crowd,
She turned the drama into laughs so loud!

**[CHORUS]**
Small ship, medium ship, and big ship,
Alice Guo's journey, what a trip!
From memes to spies, she took a dip,
Caught at last, her story's flip.

**[BRIDGE]**
She tried to explain in her own witty way,
“I’m no spy, just a mayor trying to play!”
But rumors flew like balloons in the sky,
“Is it true? Is she? Oh my, oh my!”

**[VERSE 3]**
Accused of secrets right under our nose,
So Alice had to act with a dash and a pose.
Through storms and calm, she made her flight,
On ships of all sizes, chasing the light.

**[CHORUS]**
Small ship, medium ship, and big ship,
Alice Guo's journey, what a trip!
From memes to spies, she took a dip,
Caught at last, her story's flip.

**[VERSE 4]**
Now she's a legend, in papers and posts,
With tales of her travels, she proudly boasts,
From little old BamBam, to the Senate so grand,
Alice Guo’s adventure, the people demand!

**[CHORUS]**
Small ship, medium ship, and big ship,
Alice Guo's journey, what a trip!
From memes to spies, she took a dip,
Caught at last, her story's flip.