Sherman League Showdown

Lyrics

[Intro: The League’s Story]
Welcome to the Sherman Fantasy Football League, where shit gets real,
If you ain’t ready to battle, then you better fuckin’ kneel.
Tallon took year one, Danny owned year two,
But this season, bitches, we’re gunnin’ for you.

Rod, Eric, and Jack couldn’t hang with the pace,
But the rest of us? We’re ready to take our place.
Sherman Fantasy Football League, where the legends rise,
Step up or get crushed, we’re takin’ the prize.

[Chorus: Bonedawg’s Anthem]
Bonedawg’s the boss, the king of this game,
Buffalo’s finest, puttin’ all y’all to shame.
Fat girls love him, milfs on the chase,
He’s runnin’ this league, ain’t no one takin’ his fucking place.

[Verse 1: Bonedawg’s Verse]
Bonedawg’s the fuckin’ king, the one you all fear,
Buffalo-born, crushin’ it year after year.
He’s got the swagger, got the fuckin’ style,
When he’s runnin’ this league, y’all better stay a while.

Fat girls on his line, milfs in his bed,
He’s the Commissioner, get it through your head.
No one dares to challenge, he’s the top of the chart,
With every touchdown scored, he’s settin’ apart.

[Chorus: Bonedawg’s Anthem]
Bonedawg’s the boss, the king of this game,
Buffalo’s finest, puttin’ all y’all to shame.
Fat girls love him, milfs on the chase,
He’s runnin’ this league, ain’t no one takin’ his place.

[Verse 2: The Challengers’ Fight]
Don’t think we're chillin’, just waiting for fate,
We’re studyin’ stats, strategizin’ our slate.
Mike and Joe coming hot, ready to play,
Plotting week-to-week, makin’ waves in this fray.

Rookies on the rise, sneak attacks in the night,
Our teams are loaded, we’re ready to fight.
So watch your back, Bonedawg, we’re gearing up right,
In this Sherman League, it’s a battlefield tonight.