Nubz's Two-Finger Rodeo

Songtext

NUBZ — TWO FINGERS SHORT” WACK RATS! There’s a man among us… A man who don’t need all his fingers to put birds on the ground. Two fingers short… But never short on confidence! This one’s for NUBZ! Nubz rolls in with his shotgun in his hand, Two fingers gone but he’s still the man. Everybody’s wondering how he shoots so straight, Nubz just grins like, “Boys, you’re running late.” Bird hits the sky—Nubz makes it fall, While everybody else is shooting at the wall. He’s got a cooler full of birds and a pocket full of shells, And somehow those nuts are hanging lower than hell! NUBZ! TWO FINGERS SHORT! Still the best damn shot in the whole damn sport! Eight fingers, steady hand, Drops more birds than anybody can! NUBZ! Nuts hang low! When he walks through camp, Everybody knows! He don’t need luck, he don’t need tricks, He’ll knock down birds with those eight digits. He’s got that shotgun shouldered, locked and tight, And something else hanging low in plain sight. He walks through the field with a hell of a swing, Birds start flying when they hear that thing. The Wack Rats laugh, but everybody knows, Nubz has the lowest-hanging nuts in the whole damn show! NUBZ! TWO FINGERS SHORT! Still putting birds on the ground for sport! Don’t need ten, don’t need six, Just give him a shotgun and watch him work his tricks! NUBZ! Nuts hang low! Best shot in the crew and he’s putting on a show! Who’s got eight fingers? NUBZ! Who’s got the best aim? NUBZ! Who’s got the lowest nuts? [background female] I forgot they hang that low NUBZ! Who’s dropping birds all day? NUBZ! Who’s the Wack Rat you don’t wanna shoot against? NUBZ! NUBZ! TWO FINGERS SHORT! Eight-finger legend and a hell of a shot! Birds hit the ground, Beer gets passed around, And those low-hanging nuts are dragging on the ground! NUBZ! Let the whole world know— Two fingers missing, but the shooting’s still pro! Best shot in the Wack Rats, That’s a fact, not a myth… AND THOSE NUTS ARE HANGING LOW AS SHIT! Eight fingers. One shotgun. Two giant problems… THE NUBZ NUTS. WACK RATS FOREVER!