Lyrics

Bobo Fokkyclips was a desert sailor.
He had a ship made out of demon hair pasta
And radish skins and toothpicks and generators,
And he would sail the sands with Emily Costa.

Bobo wore one baby boot,
And he'd always say, "Toot! Toot!"
Emily had a smart pet newt
That knew everything about Beirut.

Bobo Fokkyclips used a wrench
To communicate with God.
Emily Costa's nose made a stench
That smelled like sweat and cod.

Don't touch penguin crayons at the park.
Don't give bananas to vampires who are named Mark.
Don't draw curvy rectangles with pens made of bark,
And never trust a carrot that lays eggs!

One day, Emily pooped on a black ant,
Then the ant sang a flexible song.
One day, Bobo made fun of a baby with sores,
Then he hand-made a beef bong.

Green Jaime ate raw dreams.
Jittery Phil only wore purple seams.
Grandma Nolan sprayed whipped cream
On Wet Wilma's pee nest when the sun did gleam.

Ha-ha-hula-hoop, President Charles!
A supermarket slum, and a father of Carl's!
Ramp a damp cramp, and fokk the cops!
A mouse made love to a bleached cyclops!
Shave your anger, and whip the bread!
I'm giving free hugs to the living dead!
Minnie Mouse never learned to tie her shoes!
A colorblind Not See never gets the blues!

Don't touch opal turnips at the park.
Don't give bananas to vampires who are named Mark.
Don't draw curvy rectangles with pens made of bark,
And never trust a carrot that lays eggs!

Bobo and Emily moved to Slovenia,
And together, they wrote a book about Castlevania.
They grew young together, and reverse-died,
And then they pooped in the afterlife, and had gape ride.

Call the wall slappers at the Satanic Opera;
Tell them there's free cans of soda pop-rah.
Chain a fragile moose to the edge of a star stone;
Wag your potato pee nest at a furry car bone.

Don't touch papaya poops at the park.
Don't give bananas to vampires who are named Mark.
Don't draw curvy rectangles with pens made of bark,
And never trust a carrot that lays eggs!

(Okay, I'm gonna be late for alabaster class! So, see y'all later, you brainiac skinned head veggie n' all shape rangers!.. BYE-BYE!!!)