Atheist crashout

Songtext

**[Intro / Verse 1]** *(Beat is raw, distorted, and menacing)* This the atheist crash out!! I fucked around and slapped the shit out my black Christian wife She then proceeded to punch me into oblivion that night She became the new religion, now I'm in the kitchen Holdin' ice to my head No, that wasn't the power of Christ 'Cause your Jesus is dead! Never mess with a real cutie pie, don't forget it She'll blink at you and turn your legs into spaghetti! Knock the wind out yo chest, turn yo heart to confetti, When I'm crashin' out like the Hulk, and things getting heavy, She the only one to calm me down like Ms. Betty! **[Pre-Chorus]** *(Beat drops out, just a single heavy kick drum like a heartbeat)* And fuck the mega-pastor, it's over when all the kids learn... **[Chorus]** *(Beat explodes into chaotic, mosh-pit energy. Vocals are shouted)* Read books, learn shit, fuck church! Read books, learn shit, fuck church! Read books, learn shit, fuck church! Read books, learn shit, fuck church! 'Cuz I'm logical, n****, I'm logical! I'm logical, I'm motherfuckin' logical! 'Cuz I'm logical, n****, I'm logical! I'm logical, I'm motherfuckin' logical! **[Post-Chorus]** *(Chanted in the background like a military march)* (Left, right, left, right, left, right) Thinking cap on! (Left, right, left, right) No blind faith! (Left, right, left, right) **[Verse 2: The Logic Crashout]** *(Bass gets incredibly fuzzy and loud, delivery is rapid-fire and furious)* Yeah, I got my thinking cap on, strapped tight to my brain! Y'all praying to the ceiling like it cures the pain! Talking snakes and virgin births? You need a psych ward bed! Your whole existence is a fairy tale written in red! Eat the flesh, drink the blood? That's some cannibal shit! I trust a biology textbook over a hypocrite! Forty-six chromosomes of pure primate aggression I’m crashing out the pulpit, canceling the session! You think a magic man in space cares about your football game? While the earth is catching fire and you're praising his name? Carbon dating proves you wrong, the dinosaurs are real I'll take a sledgehammer to the altar just to see how it feels! You fear a burning hell? You’re scared of the dirt! I’m just a bag of meat and atoms in a graphic shirt! No intelligent design, just chaos and the void Watch me mathematically dismantle everything you enjoy! **[Pre-Chorus]** And fuck the mega-pastor, it's over when all the kids learn... **[Chorus]** Read books, learn shit, fuck church! Read books, learn shit, fuck church! Read books, learn shit, fuck church! Read books, learn shit, fuck church! 'Cuz I'm logical, n****, I'm logical! I'm logical, I'm motherfuckin' logical! 'Cuz I'm logical, n****, I'm logical! I'm logical, I'm motherfuckin' logical! **[Verse 3]** *(Beat strips back to just a fast, erratic drum break)* Look at the cosmos, billions of stars And you think the creator is worried 'bout ours? Worried 'bout who you sleeping with or what you eat on a Sunday? I'm looking through a telescope, waiting on doomsday! Natural selection, I'm the apex threat God is just a coping mechanism for your regret! Gravity is real! Evolution is a fact! I’m a militant degenerate, watch how I react! **[Chorus]** Read books, learn shit, fuck church! Read books, learn shit, fuck church! Read books, learn shit, fuck church! Read books, learn shit, fuck church! 'Cuz I'm logical, n****, I'm logical! I'm logical, I'm motherfuckin' logical! 'Cuz I'm logical, n****, I'm logical! I'm logical, I'm motherfuckin' logical! **[Outro]** *(Beat slows down, getting heavier and more distorted until it clips)* Put the thinking cap on. Take the blindfold off. There's nobody watching you. Nobody listening. Just atoms. Just math. Crashout. *(A single, heavy snare crack, then dead silence)*