Leading Me to You

Songtext

[Verse 1] Saw you by the feed store, boots in the dust Blue bandana, smile I could trust I tipped my hat, tried to play it cool Then my stomach broke every rule You said, “Honey, was that thunder rolling in?” I said, “No ma’am, that was my heart giving in” You laughed so hard you nearly dropped your pie And I knew right then you were my kind of sky [Pre-Chorus] I can bring you roses, I can hold the door But I can’t promise silence when I’ve had one beer more [Chorus] I’m falling in love with a country gal The kind who can laugh when a man cuts loose loud BAAAARRRRP—no, that ain’t the sound That was a long one rumbling underground You don’t need perfume, you don’t need a dove Just scoot a little closer, darlin’, that’s enough I may be full of hot air, but one thing’s true Every little toot keeps leading me to you [Verse 2] Took you dancing at the county fair Cotton-candy clouds and summer in the air You leaned in close when the fiddle started sweet Then I let one loose beneath my seat It was loud enough to wake the prize blue ribbon hog The old man at the gate blamed it on the fog You covered your mouth, but your eyes gave you away Then you said, “Well, cowboy, you’re buying fries today” [Pre-Chorus] I tried to blame the horses, tried to blame the band But you just shook your head and took me by the hand [Chorus] I’m falling in love with a country gal The kind who can laugh when a man cuts loose loud PRRRRRAAAAP—there it goes again Sounded like a tractor trying hard to start at ten You don’t need perfume, you don’t need a dove Just scoot a little closer, darlin’, that’s enough I may be full of hot air, but one thing’s true Every little toot keeps leading me to you [Bridge] Now we sit on the porch with the evening settling down You say my jokes are terrible, but you keep me around I promise you devotion, a pickup, and a ring And maybe I’ll warn you before I do my thing [Break] Hold on, sweetheart... [LOUD FART] Well, that one had a little melody. [Final Chorus] I’m falling in love with a country gal The kind who can laugh when a man cuts loose loud BRAAAP! PFFFFT! Let the backroads ring You’re the prettiest partner in this whole county thing You don’t need perfume, you don’t need a dove Just scoot a little closer, darlin’, that’s enough I may be full of hot air, but one thing’s true Every little toot keeps leading me to you Yeah, every little toot keeps leading me to you [Outro] I love you, baby, plain and true... Now roll down the windows—well, maybe not all the way.