Toby's Hairline

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Toby woke up late Pillow full of plans Ran his hand through the front And found a whole new land Under the bed frame By the bathroom tile He checked every corner Lookin' for his style [Pre-Chorus] Where'd it go Where'd it go He turns around And the mirror says, "Hello" [Chorus] Toby, where's your hair? Toby, where's your hair? (where's your hair?) Running all around But it never shows up there Toby, where's your hair? Toby, where's your hair? (where's your hair?) He laughs at the wind Like, "Come on, be fair" [Verse 2] He checks the shower drain Checks the backseat floor Finds one lonely strand Then a little bit more Calls his buddy Dan Says, "Meet me by the bin" Dan just points and grins Says, "Man, you're thinning in" [Pre-Chorus] Where'd it go Where'd it go Now it's left the chat And nobody can say no [Chorus] Toby, where's your hair? Toby, where's your hair? (where's your hair?) Running all around But it never shows up there Toby, where's your hair? Toby, where's your hair? (where's your hair?) He laughs at the wind Like, "Come on, be fair" [Bridge] He tried on a cap Then a brand-new buzz Told the whole damn room This is what freedom does No more search and seek No more panic stare If the top's gone missing Toby, wear it bare [Final Chorus] Toby, where's your hair? Toby, where's your hair? (where's your hair?) Running all around But it never shows up there Toby, where's your hair? Toby, where's your hair? (where's your hair?) He lifts his chin high Like, "Yeah, I'm still there"