Lyrics

[INTRO]
Yeah, you know how we do,
Life's just a wild ride,
Got my crew in the back, let’s make this slide!

[VERSE 1]
Moe nin time:
I wake up, not chipper, try to get a gripper.
I swivel my body, my foot hit 'da slipper.
I won't feel okay 'til I spark 'dat first dipper.
I'm half-hard, gotta piss, grab my zipper,
'Den head to 'da bathroom, clumsy like Jack Tripper.
Gots flow like a FIYAH hose, won't be no dripper.
Yes, it's true, I be 'dat Sherm nih-guh lipper.
I flush, spark it up, feel 'dat rush. Wait- 'dat snow bunny stripper?!

'Dazz raht! Stacked woman all curled up in my bed,
I ain't stayin' at no club! I bring 'da club home instead!

[CHORUS]
'Den it all come rushin' back to me -
Visions from some fantasy -
A night 'dat damn well coulda been a tragedy,
But instead, ended here in my bed, you see?

[VERSE 2]
Twenny-two hours earlier:
Fah-thirty, an' I done already Jheri-ed my perm,
Smoked up the sherm, got tha fukk outta 'dat worm,
Unloaded sperm, called up tha man, Big Jerm.
See, weez fih-in ta' earn our keep,
Gettin' a leap
Up on e'ery one else's activities, daily work productivity,
Make sho' 'dat all our toilets be skibidy!
'Dat's how a real nih-guh livin', G!
Cut lines of coke up, we woke up,
We 'bout to get currency!
Fill up 'dem bags 'til 'dey swole,
Disappear in a black hole,
'Den nope 'da fukk up out widda sense of some urgency,
'Cuz we know 'dat one uh 'dem pulled on 'dat silent alarm
Which let 'da poe-poze know 'dat place be havin' emergencies!
And wouldn't you knowz it - jus' how I proposed it -
We jetted, all 'da while, remained undetected,
Got back home, count what we collected,
'Den skimmed off 'da top so we could see girls widdout any tops on and celebrate
Jus' 'da way we knew we fukkin' deserved to, G!

[CHORUS]
'Den it all come rushin' back to me -
Visions from some fantasy -
A night 'dat damn well coulda been a tragedy,
But instead, ended here in my bed, you see?