Lyrics

[VERSE 1]
Ooooooohhhhh,
There's a ghost stump
On the front lawn, (take it back),
Like a tuna empire with a sandwich for the police...

Wiggle, tummy-rubs! (Did you say, "P.U.,"
Because the) hammerhead tulips told you
To (never!!) let your (nev!!!!) let your
Funeral dust cloud smirk (at!) the alley-cats?!
I bet you- -(DIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!)

Gargantuan Valley of the Circus Wizards -
Please elect me Queen of the Crevices!
I won't be back from Ass Camp 'til Wednesday -
And that's the day we pick at Jose's blemishes!
Yeeaaaaaaahhhhh!!!.....

[CHORUS]
A mastodon at the Comic Con
Was caught reading the Necronomicon.
He only had his pajamas on,
And he was carpet-sailing with Jake.
He passed along the blunt from Cheech and Chong,
And broke his lip balm trying to put it on.
He put his grandmother's bonnet on,
And he went landshark-impaling with Jake.

[VERSE 2]
HALLELUJAH!!!
I JUST PICKED A PETUNIA!!!
(Little Jenny Merriweather) has orange eyes.
WALLS OF JERICHO!!!
HERE COMES THE CLERIC-OH!!!
(Dave lost his) banana in the frigid sunrise.

Oh, Chamber Mage,
Can you tell me why
The potatoes burn my dad?..
...And do you know
Where the raisins go
After all the fun they've had?..

...I think that they might go to Monday Schooooolll...

(Cherries) on the Anaconda -
Go (tell!) Paul!
Because he has a lot of moles,
And he's ten feet tall!
(The softest lasagna)
Has the hardest jump!
(Gregory Matthews)
Has a camel penis 'cause it likes to
(Hump!! Hump!!
A-humpitty-hump!!
Huuuumpy, humpy, humpy,
And it's) storing water!
He's a (grump!! Grump!!
A-grumbee-doobee-grump!!
Amber Heard's grumpy
May have) had a daughter!

Whooooooa,
Check your blankets at the rib desk.

Yyyyeeessssss,
Flick a blank check at a kid's chest.

(Bark - at tuna!
Bark!! Bark!! At tuna! Tuna!
Bark - at tuna!
Bark!! Bark!! At tuna! Tuna!
Bark - at tuna!
Bark!! Bark!! At tuna! Tuna!)
Be careful of the Butt Witch
'Cause she just might moon ya'!...

[CHORUS]
A mastodon at the Comic Con
Was caught reading the Necronomicon.
He only had his pajamas on,
And he was carpet-sailing with Jake.
He passed along the blunt from Cheech and Chong,
And broke his lip balm trying to put it on.
He put his grandmother's bonnet on,
And he went landshark-impaling with Jake.

[OUTRO]
Dandelion Brian has a pickled demeanor.
Superhero Stacey has a forehead weiner.
Cartwheel Cameron keeps his bones much cleaner.
But Paper Breath Kathy was a legless bird's surrogate preenerrrrrrrrrr.....

Sell your money to the microscopic hairdresserrrrrs -

Of the Split Cylindrical Underworrrrrrrllllllll-DAH!!!!!!!!

(Sevennnn) queens in the kitchen ceiling machiiiiiiiine.....