Lyrics

Now I will tell you a story
About a very old man named Mister
Gowbiss Venvuhtron Twoucherly,
And how he made a hard blanket for
His Autistic parrot because he had
Very thick hands, and Brussels Sprouts
Dandruff that sprinkled over babies' oak necks
Inside a submarine where a bunch of chefs
Argued about pubic hair and sifted tangerines
All day long, since there was nothing
Better to doooooooooooo......

Sand gets trapped in stiff eyebrows
Every other day because the fictional
Boat driver had finger eggs that
Always shook when the icicles
Caught a fork on fire by throwing an
Unborn olive straight up the nostrils
Of a brittle orange bear, after which
Kloub Tennihfrehzziff Goybisstreyvuhmeedorridd
Will build his peppy cousin seventeen
Wind-up custard suspenders that won't have
Dots around their big glass collection
Of honeybee penises hidden inside
Squashed vanilla elbows with flat, new veins
That ended up being on the outside of
His skin when he was borrrrrnnnnnn...

A tray full of wet wheat stalks that have been
Varnished and folded haphazardly by five
Clowns who hate when crafty freckled
Dinosaurs cook egg meal in a latrine
Built from the soggy dust puppies who like
To jump in the piggy star's necklaces
Right when a bent cave bird says two prayers
While closing its stupid eyes with its rocky
Arm wings, which it has already squeezed
Into the flakey sleeves of a crushed melon
Suit that has old crispy farmer's button cups
Violently marking its silver orrrrrrbs.......

Dark Melanie Shurrvisston's outfit of careful toast
Beckons to green vents which have stinky
New air that comes from lemonade stands
That burn in the forest cuffs, and Jimmiff Garroweeg
Predicted that aerosol seamstresses would eat
Four million flat turnips because their pet
Ostriches belched very quietly every nine
Seconds after Jennifer's payday, while Carker O'Diff
Lined up Gemini colas just over the mainframe,
And Jallupp Gruhnaydoe has sliced-up whalesssssss......

Pandrick Jellyfluffs gave Tim Ackrouck some neck messes.