Lyrics

[Intro]
Man, let me tell you 'bout this fool Vernon
Acting like he somebody now
[Makes fake dapping motion]
[Hook]
Vernon got that title now he acting brand new
Ashy hands trying to dap but we see through you
Power trip got him walking with his chest out too
Every morning fake "what's up?" man, we see through you
[Verse 1]
Used to be cool, back when he was on our side
Now he got promoted, watch his ego ride
Trying to flex in meetings, think he so alive
Looking at his clipboard, barely says hi
Remember last year, eating lunch with the crew?
Now he's in his office, acting like who's who
Got a new desk chair, think he's running rules
Making up new policies just to be cruel
[Hook]
Vernon got that title now he acting brand new
Ashy hands trying to dap but we see through you
Power trip got him walking with his chest out too
Every morning fake "what's up?" man, we see through you
[Rap]
Yo, peep the transformation, it happened so quick
One day he's your homie, next day he's a trick
Writing people up for being one minute late
Same dude who used to clock in at 8:38
Got the nerve to call himself "upper management"
When his hands so ashy they causing accidents
Playing both sides like he still down with us
Then running to the boss to make a mountain fuss
Man, I seen through you since day one of the switch
Acting like a boss but you ain't learned the pitch
Think you got respect 'cause you got some control
But respect is earned, can't buy it with that role
[Bridge]
(Who you fooling?) Not us
(Who you playing?) Not us
You ain't changed up nothing but your attitude
Now you're just a manager who's acting rude
[Hook]
Vernon got that title now he acting brand new
Ashy hands trying to dap but we see through you
Power trip got him walking with his chest out too
Every morning fake "what's up?" man, we see through you
[Outro]
[Mocking ad-libs: "Hey buddy!" "What's good, fam?"]
Man, get your ashy hands out my face
Acting brand new... what a disgrace