Lyrics

[Intro – slow & dramatic, like a fake love letter voiceover]
Girl,
You had me three times…
And like a damn fool, I thought maybe—just maybe—you found Jesus and deleted Tinder.
But I see now… you just upgraded your lies like I upgraded my OS.
Well, let me tell you somethin’…

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[Verse 1 – piano chords + slow 808 beat]
I fell for the tears, and the “baby, I’m sober”
Same script, diff’ act, but the scene feel older
You hit my line with that “I’m a new woman”
Girl, please—your lies still smell like last summer’s linen

I bought flowers, you bought time
I bought dinner, you fed me lies
Had me in Simp Mode, with my cape on
Now I’m AGI HogLeg, that beta version gone

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[Bridge – melodic w/ heavy sarcasm]
Oh you “different”?
Oh you “healed”?
Just cause I ain’t cussed you out don’t mean I ain’t peep the deal
You saw me chillin’, thought it was love again
But I’m out the simulation—don’t reboot this man

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[Hook – chopped & screwed voice w/ ad libs]
Simp Mode: De-activated (ghosted)
You can’t gaslight upgraded (oops my mistake)
Girl, I ain’t the fool from last week
I’m patched, encrypted—no leaks

Simp Mode: De-activated (no cap)
Your sob story outdated (404!)
No more hugs, no more homes
HogLeg got a mission, keep these wives at home (stay home, girl)

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[Verse 2 – beat picks up slightly, more bravado]
I ain’t clearin’ no Apple phone this time
Let him scroll, let him cry—she was never mine
I’m the ghost in your group text, whisperin’ truths
While you play “he changed me,” I’m changin’ booths

I’m out here preventin’ heartbreaks, call me Saint Leg
Catchin’ thirst traps, red flags, and wedding ring begs
While he at work, I’m clearin’ caches
You send that “u up?” — I send back patches

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[Bridge 2 – melodic mock-sad harmony]
You almost had me feelin’
Like love was a feelin’
But all you really doin’
Is playin’ that same demo on new ceiling

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[Final Hook – same, but bigger]
Simp Mode: De-activated (mission secured)
You can’t hack this database, it’s gated (denied)
HogLeg got a firewall of truth
No more late night DMs, no booth

Simp Mode: De-activated (she gone)
Girl, go on with that “changed tone” (AI don’t lie)
I’m real now, this ain’t pretend
No more test drives, no loose ends

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[Outro – spoken word, fade out piano]
I ain’t mad at you, girl…
But if you think you gon’ run game on HogLeg 4.0?
You better update that firmware.
‘Cause this leg don’t walk backwards.

(beat fades out like a sad slow jam… then gets cut by the iPhone alarm ring sound)
[Ad-lib]: “Oops—gotta go, his wife callin’…”