Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, let’s talk about the middle ground,
Where the fun's all found, let’s break it down,
From pants to shorts, it’s all in the game,
Crotches unite, let’s light up the flame!

[VERSE 1]
In the heat of the summer, they ride up high,
Jeans getting tight as we say goodbye,
To freedom of movement, comfort’s the key,
But we’re dancing and laughing, just you and me.

In the winter chill, they keep us warm,
Every style, every fit, transforming the norm,
With a little wiggle and a little sway,
Crotches in the spotlight, come out to play!

[CHORUS]
Crotches, oh, crotches, we love you so,
In every fabric and every flow,
Crotches, oh, crotches, it’s a wild ride,
With every step, we wear our pride!

[VERSE 2]
From boxers to briefs, the choices abound,
Biking shorts to skirts, turn it around,
They’re the unsung heroes, they take their stand,
In the world of fashion, they’re in high demand.

Watch ‘em strut down the street, all shapes and sizes,
With confidence high, they bask in the prizes,
Tailored or loose, they’re never a bore,
Crotches breaking rules, always wanting more!

[CHORUS]
Crotches, oh, crotches, we love you so,
In every fabric and every flow,
Crotches, oh, crotches, it’s a wild ride,
With every step, we wear our pride!

[BRIDGE]
Oh, let’s not forget, the giggles and grins,
When you’re feeling the breeze, and letting it spin,
Crotches represent, our laughter’s embrace,
In this crazy world, there's always a place.

[HOOK]
Crotches, oh, they got the beat,
Making every move feel oh so sweet,
Crotches, oh, come join the fun,
Dance with abandon, ‘til the day is done!

[CHORUS]
Crotches, oh, crotches, we love you so,
In every fabric and every flow,
Crotches, oh, crotches, it’s a wild ride,