Lyrics

Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, they're here to save the day,
But Jar Jar’s got some things to say.
Anakin's a kid, podracing in the sand,
Oh, look—Palpatine’s got a plan!
Anakin’s in love, Padmé's the one,
But he's got a temper, not much fun.
Dooku’s got a lightsaber, oh, it’s red,
Anakin’s like, “Why’s my mom dead?"
Anakin’s turned, he’s lost his way,
"Padmé, I love you, but I’ll go Sith today!"
Palpatine laughs, “You’re my apprentice now!”
And Obi-Wan's like, “Dude, what...how?”
A farm boy’s dreaming, now he’s in space,
With a princess and a smuggler in a race.
They blow up a Death Star—oh, what a sight,
And Obi-Wan dies, but hey, he’ll be alright.
Darth Vader's like, “I’m your dad, surprise!”
Luke’s all “What?!”—now he’s gotta revise.
Han’s frozen in carbonite, looking cool,
And Lando’s like, “I’ll betray you… that’s the rule.”
Luke's back in black, and it’s time to fight,
The Emperor’s got a throne, but he’s not so bright.
Darth Vader's like, “I’m saving my son!”
And he tosses the Emperor—yeah, that’s the fun!
Rey’s got the Force, and she’s on the rise,
Kylo’s mad, and he’s got daddy issues, no surprise.
Han’s back, but it’s his final scene,
And BB-8’s like, “Hey, look at me!”
Luke's on an island, drinking green milk,
Rey’s asking questions, but his answers are silk.
Poe’s got a plan, but it’s a little bad,
And Leia’s in space, but she’s not too sad.
Palpatine’s back, somehow, someway,
Rey’s like, “Wait, I’m your granddaughter? Okay!”
Kylo’s redeemed, he’s now Ben Solo,
And everyone’s like, “Did you need a solo?”
Through the stars, the Force is strong,
With lightsabers, we all sing this song.
From Yoda’s wisdom to Han’s witty lines,
In Star Wars, we’re all lost in time!