Lyrics

[VERSE 1]
I wanna slide my oblong potato
In your fertile soil.
Want you to chew on my floppy skin hat
Until it gets a boil.
Wanna grap hold of them squishy grapefruits, make 'em honk.
Wanna gently glide my tongue's tip through your buh-donk-uh-donk.

[BRIDGE 1]
Oh, girl, I'll show you where the fun lies -
It's a move I learned, called the Miami Sunrise.

[CHORUS]
Let's have ourselves a love-makin' day;
We'll describe everything we do in metaphorical ways.
Then we'll write a nice song 'bout how we roll in the hay.
That's how we could spend our love-makin' day...
Just say it's okay.

[VERSE 2]
Why don't ya' straddle my midsection - girl, get ready for a bumpy ride.
Then we could switch to doin' Greedy Greta's Water Well, and you'd be spread so wide.
We could play Cocks And Bobbers! Don't that sound real fine?
Bump the sperm whale, and eject all the seamen. Girl, you're so damn fine.

Hey there! How much for your street taco? Hope it don't come cold.
Can I hold onto your cart as I'm stuffin' my mouth full?
Now, baby, let's try the Afghan Cheerleader Pyramid.
We'll record it all, so when we're finished, we could see just how good we did.

[BRIDGE 2]
The Priest's Hammock, the Smelly Sleepin' Bird, and the Jersey Slide...
The Golden Falls, the Mississippi Mud Balls, and the Courtesy Ride...

[CHORUS]
Let's have ourselves a love-makin' day;
We'll describe everything we do in metaphorical ways.
Then we'll write a nice song 'bout how we roll in the hay.
That's how we could spend our love-makin' day...
Just say it's okay.....