Lyrics

"Fully Actual Anthem"

(Verse 1)
There’s a place on YouTube where the wild ones play,
Where Marty and Michael bring chaos each day.
With The Brown and James, they’re here to unwind,
And perverted Julian’s got one thing on his mind.

(Chorus)
It’s the Fully Actual show, and its oh so obscene,
Where prank calls, games, and tales get mean.
From Tinder Adventures to Trauma Trivia,
These fussy little boys got plenty to give ya.
Fly Lye Fly Lye, the madness is high,
With Marty, The Long Neck German, always reaching for the sky.

(Verse 2)
They've Been Bamboozled and battered, but still they rise,
Reading Matt Brown's little black book of Haves and Have Nots, where he's telling no lies.
It's Filled with his dreams of grandmas, so spicy and old
And stories of a horny Devil in the whispers being told.

(Chorus)
It’s the Fully Actual show, no holds barred,
With Bong Breaks and stories that hit you hard.
PO Box gifts, from fans who know,
They’re sending weird stuff to fuel the show.

(Verse 3:)
Then there's Lying to Locky, a devilish game,
Feeding him tales, all wild and insane.
“Did you hear, Locky?” they whisper with glee,
He’s clueless but trusts them, oh so blindly.

(Chorus)
It’s the Fully Actual show, raw and crude,
Where nothing’s sacred and jokes get lewd.
From Marty to Michael, to James and The Brown,
This mad circus just won’t slow down.

(Bridge)

Then there’s Julian, twisted, and off-the-wall,
Bringing spice to the madness, having a ball.

With Tinder Adventures and prank calls galore,
This squad is wild, uncut to the core.

(Verse 4)

Trauma Trivia, where the pain’s so real,
Sharing stories that make you cringe and squeal.
The Fussy Little Boys, so prim and proper,
Till they’re down for a dare and it all goes bonkers.

(Chorus)
It’s the Fully Actual show, you’ve been warned,
With laughs and shocks, it’s a storm reborn.
From Marty, the Long Neck German to Locky’s blind trust,
They’re in it for life – no show is this robust.

(Outro)

So tune in if you dare, to this explicit spree,
With laughs and shocks, they’ll set you free.

Fully Actual, the madness you crave,
With these wild boys who misbehave.
Fly Lye
Fly Lye
they’re here to play,
Watch The Fully Actual podcast every fucking Monday