Lyrics

[Verse]
Down at the Pepsi warehouse, things sure have changed,
Kyle’s in the corner office, and it feels so strange.
He used to stack the pallets, now he's in a tie,
Big shot Kyle’s movin’ up, kiss the forklifts goodbye.

[Verse 2]
He’s got his fancy clipboard, struts around the floor,
Talkin’ 'bout efficiency, we can’t take no more.
Jay said he’d be quittin’, but he’s still punchin’ in,
Guess that big talk faded when the paychecks began.

[Chorus]
Oh, Kyle’s the boss now, makin’ the big bucks,
Got a shiny new truck and a coffee cup deluxe.
We’re all just laughin’ as he plays the big deal,
'Cause he still don’t know how to fix the Pepsi seal.

[Verse 3]
He’s got his spreadsheets open, clickin’ away,
Talkin’ ‘bout logistics like he’s savin’ the day.
But we all remember, just a year ago,
He dropped a whole pallet of Diet on the floor.

[Bridge]
Jay’s still in the breakroom, sayin’ he’s done,
But he’s been sayin’ that since the job begun.
Kyle’s in the office, with his feet kicked back,
Livin’ the dream with his name on a plaque.

[Chorus]
Oh, Kyle’s the boss now, makin’ the big bucks,
Got a shiny new truck and a coffee cup deluxe.
We’re all just laughin’ as he plays the big deal,
'Cause he still don’t know how to fix the Pepsi seal.