Lyrics

[VERSE 1]
Look at me -
I'm dancing, and I'm giggling! Hee-hee-hee!
Sometimes I go poop, sometimes I pee.
I can even count! Watch - One, two, three.

Boom, uh-boom, clap!!
I just made mouth drums for this funky rap!
One time I got tired, so I took a nap.
Go to the hoo-hah doctor when I need my Pap.

[CHORUS]
These are the things that I can do;
I think it's fun doing them, so you should try them, too.
If you never do things, then you won't have a clue
About what you're gonna do. Now, tell me, will you?

[VERSE 2]
Tweet, tweet, tweet -
Birds are singing happily on the street.
I hear their songs, and this is really neat -
It's all because I'm walking with my silly feet.

Clop, clip, clop -
My shoes make that sound until my walking's stopped.
I blow a bubble with my chewing gum, and make it pop.
I bought a book about vaginas at my favorite book shop!

[CHORUS]
These are the things that I can do;
I think it's fun doing them, so you should try them, too.
If you never do things, then you won't have a clue
About what you're gonna do. Now, tell me, will you?

[VERSE 3]
Drippy-drip -
I accidentally left the faucet on, and went on a trip.
If you do the same thing, then here's a tip -
Be careful turning it back off 'cause you might slip.

Growl!! Growl!!
Oh, no! Dopey Dinosaur is on the prowl!
He scared a little wolf - it ran away with a howl.
Then Dopey made friends with a goofy barn owl.

Bang!! Bang-bang!!
I am shooting a gun because I'm in a gang.
I also had to learn a lot of some crazy gang slang
Like, "What's up, my nih-gurr?", and, "How does it hang?".

Fluff, fluff.
The day has turned to night, and now I've had enough.
I do a few Kegels, so my hoo-hah gets tough.
Fall asleep to dream after I've fingered my muff.

[CHORUS]
These are the things that I can do;
I think it's fun doing them, so you should try them, too.
If you never do things, then you won't have a clue
About what you're gonna do. Now, tell me, will you?