🎵 “ No Tomatoes, Just Underwear”🎵 🫶🏻 Lysten

Lyrics

Verse 1 I step up front, my heart goes wild Brain says, “Abort,” like I’m on trial But then I look across the room And something clicks — I almost swoon Everyone’s just standing there Same nerves, same faces, same old air Then my mind plays a little trick And suddenly this gets… less dramatic Pre-Hook Wait a second — Why does everyone look so awkward? Hook No tomatoes, just underwear That’s it — that’s all that’s really there No judges, no disaster scene Just regular people lookin’ human to me I take a breath, I slow it down I lysten calm, I stick around If this goes wrong, I’ll still survive Because we’re all just… very alive Verse 2 Someone coughs, someone shifts their feet Someone’s hoping I don’t speak too long, honestly Nobody’s booing, nobody’s mad No produce flying — kinda sad My voice shakes — okay, cool That’s still allowed, that’s still a rule Pause too long? Guess what — fine The universe did not resign Pre-Hook I thought this was danger But it’s mostly just… people Hook No tomatoes, just underwear Suddenly I do not care Fear made this way bigger than it was Turns out panic’s not the boss I take a breath, I slow it down I lysten calm, I stick around This isn’t life or death tonight It’s just a moment — and I’m alright Bridge (musical break / bounce) Everyone’s nervous Everyone breathes Everyone’s hoping This ends by three Final Hook No tomatoes, just underwear That mental image saves me there I say my words, I stand upright Public speaking — mildly terrifying But I survived Outro Still standing. No vegetables harmed.