Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well Travis loves chicken, it’s his holy grail,
He’ll fight you for a drumstick, won’t even flinch or bail.
Mark’s got red hair, burns in the shade,
But he drinks like a champ and throws top-shelf shade.

[Chorus]
We got wieners and whiskey, and beer in our hands,
Crackin’ dumb jokes that no one understands.
We’re brothers from other mothers, loud and a little risky,
But we got love, and wieners… and whiskey.

[Verse 2]
Shaun’s muscles are big, like Hulk with a tan,
He flexed so hard once, he broke a beer can.
Dusty’s got a secret that we all know well,
It’s his dirty buttcrack — Lord, that smell!

[Bridge]
Courtney’s the loud one, laugh shakes the trees,
He once told a joke that brought Bigfoot to his knees.
He’s wild and he’s weird, but he’s one of our own,
Just don’t let him near your megaphone.

[Chorus]
Yeah we got wieners and whiskey, and hearts full of gold,
We roast each other, but we’re never cold.
From fart jokes to tears, and hugs when it gets risky,
We’re bonded by beer… and wieners… and whiskey.

[Breakdown – Talkin’ Bit]
Now we ain’t the cleanest bunch, or the quietest crew,
But if you mess with one of us — well, now you’re screwed.
We’ll clown on each other ’til the cows come home,
But mess with our pack? We’ll turn your butt to foam.

[Final Chorus]
We got wieners and whiskey, and not a care in sight,
Our liver’s in trouble, but our love’s burnin’ bright.
We’re dumb and we’re kind, and our jokes might get frisky,
But we’re legends, my friend…
With wieners… and whiskey.

[Outro]
So here’s to the fellas, the loud and the hairy,
The sweet and the smelly, the ripped and the merry.
Raise a glass to the brotherhood that can’t be beat,
Now pass the whiskey — and cover that seat!