Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Woke up with a chainsaw hummin’ praise
And a whisper in the walls chantin’ ancient phrase
The cows got teeth and the preacher’s split
There’s a hole in the sky and it smells like shit

Put silver in my shells, mixed with bone dust spice
Etched the Lord’s Prayer in my hunting knife
The dead don’t walk—they sprint and scream
So I load fast and I shoot clean


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[Chorus]
This is my buckshot sermon
Hallelujah through the muzzle burnin’
I baptize beasts with my twelve-gauge hymn
Send ‘em screamin’ back where the light runs dim

Praise be to the holy recoil
To the gods that bled in the backwoods soil
One hand grippin’ steel, one eye on the gate
I don’t fear hell—I ventilate


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[Verse 2]
Saw a demon wearin’ Grandma’s face
Crooked teeth and that Sunday grace
Blew a hole where her hymn book sat
Now the choir’s singin’ click-clack-blat!

Got zombie kin crawlin’ up my porch
Smellin’ like sin and a gasoline torch
But my dog’s bark’s tuned to kill
And my shovel’s thirsty for another thrill


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[Bridge]
Eldritch runes carved in the barn
Spell “FUCK AROUND AND MEET MY ARM”
This land’s cursed but so am I
So I load each shell like a lullaby


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[Chorus]
This is my buckshot sermon
Hallelujah through the muzzle burnin’
I baptize beasts with my twelve-gauge hymn
Send ‘em screamin’ back where the light runs dim

Praise be to the holy recoil
To the gods that bled in the backwoods soil
One hand grippin’ steel, one eye on the gate
I don’t fear hell—I ventilate


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[Outro]
And when the black sun cracks and the sky pours teeth
I’ll still be standin’ with death beneath
Whisperin’ psalms through gritted spit
My church got barrels, and it don’t quit