Pussy Boy Jack (The Vegan Hypocrite)

Lyrics

There’s a guy named Jack, he’s always on the scene, With a camera in his hand, and a protest to be seen. He stands with Tash, filming every fight, But when the grown-ups come, he’s gone, outta sight. He’ll film your kids, but won’t face a man, Runs away faster than anyone can. They call him “Pussy Boy,” and it’s easy to see, When it’s time to face up, he’s no place to be! Pussy Boy Jack, what’s your plan? You act so tough, but you’re just a sham. Hiding in the shadows, filming all the way, But when you get caught, you’ve got nothin’ to say! Oh, Pussy Boy Jack, are you vegan or not? Your daddy’s drivin’ livestock to the slaughtering spot! He says he’s fighting for the animals’ right, But his dad’s hauling cows to their final night. Jack’s shouting loud till the cops come near, Then he’s cryin’ and whinin’ like a bitch in fear At the Perth Royal Show, he tried his best, Till Stu Mac tackled him, and put him to the test. In a headlock tight, Jack lost his roar, He turned into a little baby, crying on the floor! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING. IM NOT WITH HER LEAVE ME ALONE WAH WAH WAH Pussy Boy Jack, what’s your plan? You act so tough, but you’re just a sham. Hiding in the shadows, filming all the way, But when you get caught, you’ve got nothin’ to say! Oh, Pussy Boy Jack, are you vegan or not? Your daddy’s drivin’ livestock to the slaughtering spot! You say you’re fighting for animal rights, but you’re living a lie, A vegan with hypocrisy, and no alibi. So next time you’re out there with your camera in hand, Just remember the truth — can you take a stand? Pussy Boy Jack, what’s your plan? You act so tough, but you’re just a sham. Hiding in the shadows, filming all the way, But when you get caught, you’ve got nothin’ to say! Oh, Pussy Boy Jack, are you vegan or not? Your daddy’s drivin’ livestock to the slaughtering spot! Pussy Boy Jack, the world can see, You’re not the hero you pretend to be! So stop the act, it’s clear as day, Pussy Boy Jack, you’ve lost your way.