Lyrics

Verse 1:
Well, I wake up in the mornin’, stretchin’ nice and slow,
Ain't got no plans, nowhere to go.
They call my name, say “Jack, come play!”
But I just close my eyes, dream the day away.

Chorus:
Oh, I’m lazy, lazy as can be,
Just wanna eat my kibble, let the world leave me be.
Don't pick me up, don't make me run,
I’m livin’ life slow, and I’m havin’ my fun.

Verse 2:
Fluffy and round, yeah, I take up some space,
Movin’ too fast just ain’t my pace.
They shake a toy, they call my name,
But I just sit here—ain’t playin’ that game.

Chorus:
Oh, I’m lazy, lazy as can be,
Just wanna eat my kibble, let the world leave me be.
Don’t pick me up, don’t make me run,
I’m livin’ life slow, and I’m havin’ my fun.

Bridge:
Now a piece of string? That’s my kind of thing,
Chewin’ it slow, oh, the joy it brings.
But don’t you dare lift me, don’t mess with my groove,
I like my paws planted—I don’t wanna move.

Verse 3:
Couch is callin’, time for a nap,
Ain’t got no worries, ain't got no crap.
So take your laser, your toys, your plans,
And leave me be—I’m my own man.

Final Chorus:
Oh, I’m lazy, lazy as can be,
Just wanna eat my kibble, let the world leave me be.
Don’t pick me up, don’t make me run,
I’m livin’ life slow, and I’m havin’ my fun.

Outro:
So if you need me, you know where I’ll be,
On the floor or the couch, livin’ life easy.
I ain't got worries, ain't got no blues,
‘Cause bein’ lazy is the life I choose.