Lyrics

(“aaaaahemmmmmm ek is 'n fokken seksmasjien 'n seksvonds soos Weinstein seks misdaadtoneel”)
if I remember your eye colour
it’s cause you got small boobs
behind every fat chick’s a glamour
BITCH MOVE
Aint black but I love me some roots
im kunta kin-tay on the juice
reparations paid in
pussy juice
i make thunder
they call me zues
do sixtney nine
I pay my dues
sperm count so high
swallows after she chews
cock on the menu
it’s a superfood
covered in this bitches fondu
got me really in the mood
so much movement like (“me too”)
this sex is just so taboo
straight up nasty like voodoo
Dispicable me,
bad ass like grew
minion bitches for my crew
lexy on me
doing ju jit zu
Tammys begging for
some clitty kung fu
she’s loves the way I parlay-voo
and Tori’s brought
the whole film crew
and turned the sex
into a shoot
these girls are acting rather lewd
got snoop playing on a loop
im Pepe Le pew the looney toone
I love my pussy but I don’t spoon
im a playboy
so call me Hue
posing for me in the nude
her centrefold is quite the view
front page spread of the news
these bitches are my only muse
this pussy pink my favourite hue
this rusty trumboners right on tune

less chitty chat
more kitty cat
in and out that cat flap
come hit the sack
not cat nap
sex off tap
cata-ton-aac
this lap cat wants
gets kidnapped
loves cat niap
says makes sex whack
she’s arched back
her hair stat
so feisty
she’s a wild cat
this alley cat
like Kit Kat
this Tom cat’s
got cat fat
im pink panther in a top hat
no house cat
she lick that
tongue does Laps
she’s mishap
cataclysm-aac
I pat that
she come back
like tax back
this big cat
got neat stacks
this catal-aast
my advo-cat
no copycats


cataclysmically

my cocks so big it’s a fucking shame
girls make me lube up with Lidocaine
got potent juice like oxbane
pussy juice refuels the plane
(“May Day May Day we’re making a crash landing ”)
her landing strip I land this plane
this sex gone started a hurricane
banging like a screen door
I don’t even know her name
but she’s full steam ahead
on this sex Choo Choo train
this church girl
using the lords name in vain
im Stallone
hit that ass up like rock-aay
im clint Eastwood
come make my day
heres woolfhouse mcbaine
to save the day
im John Mclaine
yippee ky aye
Arnold swart-zen-egger
aastar-La-vista bay-bey
im denzel but a whiter shade
im seg-al but actually get laid
im van damn but less gay
im vin diesel but less lame
wesley snipes with more game
im John ceena but less vain
im Clint Eastwood with better aim
im Dwayne the rock with bigger frame
Shaun Conner-ree in octopuss-ay
Mr. T but with more bling
Bruce Lee with a bigger ding Ding
im swayzee with more pelvic thrusting
im arlee but my bedroom the ring
im samual L without the rant-in
Kurt cobaine with more Brains ‘ n
im Liam Neeson but don’t chase whim-in
im Charlie sheen im fucking winning