Lyrics

“Hi Im Jack
the town quack
I like smoking crack
I skitz out like a maniac
Im a male nympho maniac
Pyromaniac, kleptomaniac
psychotic maniac with megalomania
obsessed with labias”
(“this woman needs an emergency pap
smeir
she won’t have long to live I fear!
“QUICK nurse put her on a drip”)
now madam lets see those vertical
lips
don't worry I've come well equipped”
She seemed confused
and asked (“who the fuck is that”)?
as she pointed at the man with a propeller on his hat
"Where is Dr paul ?
and how do I know your not a quack “
“ It won't be a few weeks till Dr paul gets back in the mean time my names Dr Jack
I'm the head of gynocology
I taught paul way back
don't believe me here’s my plaque
your in no better hands, trust me lay back
He could see her discomfort
and he thought if she laughed
then maybe she'd relax
to jam this thing up her
arse
he said "your cracking me up “
She gave the evil eye back
he then said
(" I'm gonna get me some wascaly wabbitt")
a quote from Elma fudd
As she was cleanly shaven
from her back to her front
She said (“I think masturbations a sin”)
he replied (“well, that's easy just don’t do it”)
She kindly asked that jack stop masturbating and proceed with the Examination
he said (“are you sure your not a drill Seargent Cause you got my
dik at attention ?
the only difference between you and a Ferrari is I've never a fing-gerred a Ferrari
he stuck his finger in her
arse
which in order made her gasp,
she grabbed the railing in a tight grasp,
she Jumped so high like real fast
jacks tongue made contact with that
arse
At this point her husband
wide eyed as glass
pulled out his phone
Started dialing fast
lost for words about to kick jacks ass
(“hey this is suss man”)
jack reshowed is phoney doctors plaque reminded him he was dr Jack
jack closed her legs to finalise the session
jack shoved them out with his
erec tion
see Dr Jack he started stressin
he was wanted in every 5 states for questioning
he ran out the door and he got intercepted
were the two roads connected
at the intersection
identified by his erection
got off on probation
following an investigation
and taking into account that due to drugs
jack practically had retardation
got good legal representation
and released back into the population
if he resisted all temptation
on vaginal experimentation
now jacks doing resuscitation
feeling up the ladies while checking for heart palpitations
while french kissing them
and doing chest compressions
kids stand around taking lessons
he’s all these kids inspiration
jack really turned out to be a blessing
saving lives his new fascination
please give dr jack a standing ovation
and that’s the story of dr jack the local quack
who still fondles women
as they lay on their back

(“ahhhhhhhhhhhh boobies ahh bayoing! hubba hubba , eih eh eih eh , HAWOOOO, grrrrl,”)