Brawl at Aisle Nine

Lyrics

[Verse]
Grabbed my cart
Thought it’d be fine
Til someone clipped me in aisle nine
I said "Hey now
Watch your step"
She threw a stare I won’t forget

[Chorus]
At Walmart
The gloves came off
Over cereal
Who’d have thought
Under the fluorescents
Battle lines were drawn
We fought til the shelves were nearly gone

[Verse 2]
She grabbed a can
I reached for bread
A box of Pop-Tarts flew past my head
The manager came
I heard him shout
“Y’all calm down
Or I’m kicking you out”

[Chorus]
At Walmart
The gloves came off
Over cereal
Who’d have thought
Under the fluorescents
Battle lines were drawn
We fought til the shelves were nearly gone

[Bridge]
Now I’m banned for a month or two
She’s outside talking trash in the queue
Who knew shopping could lead to this
Over Lucky Charms and a near miss

[Verse 3]
They say forgiveness is the way
But her face still haunts my shopping day
If fate should cross our paths again
I’ll ride the chaos
Bring the mayhem