Miles on the Couch

Lyrics

[Verse]
Miles sprawled, dreaming deep in the cushions,
Snoring loud like thunder during a hunting mission.
Boots on the armrest, crumbs on his shirt,
Couch hostage, living room turned into his dirt.

[Chorus]
Yo, Miles, time to rise with the rooster's crow,
Been too long, boy, you comatose on this rodeo!
Couch taking L's while you're catching Z's,
Wake up, son, or I'll unleash the bees!

[Verse 2]
Cowboy hat tilted, mid-dream gallop,
Eating air burgers, mid-snore panic hiccup.
I threw a pillow bomb, but it ain't exploding,
He's built so solid, steady motionless, eroding.

[Bridge]
Miles ain't budging, glue to the leather,
Stuck deeper than a hog in stormy weather.
Tried a kazoo, tried blasting some tunes,
Still, he's cocooned in those couch-like ruins.

[Chorus]
Yo, Miles, time to rise with the rooster's crow,
Been too long, boy, you comatose on this rodeo!
Couch taking L's while you're catching Z's,
Wake up, son, or I'll unleash the bees!

[Verse 3]
Water bucket splash, and yet he persists,
Dodging my attempts with a sleepy twist.
Called for the dogs, let 'em lick his toes,
Even they walked off; "This man's a lost cause, bro!"