Mystical Surprise

Lyrics

[Verse]
By the ancient oak I stood real tall
With a festal cheer I'd had it all
Thought I'd let a gust of wind depart
But nature had a twist that jarred my heart

[Chorus]
O laddie or lassie heed my tale
When fates blend mischief and gale
A little push might part your soul
And leave you with more than you'd extol

[Verse 2]
On the emerald hills where wild winds play
My bowels did deceive on that fine day
Expecting naught but a tiny breeze
Ended up with a surprise that'd freeze

[Chorus]
O laddie or lassie heed my tale
When fates blend mischief and gale
A little push might part your soul
And leave you with more than you'd extol

[Bridge]
In the glen of echoes thunder roared
As I looked down at my own accord
With chuckles from the banshees heard afar
I knew I wasn’t getting to the bar

[Verse 3]
Next time in the meadows I prance with glee
I'll remember the tale that happened to me
For the wind whispers secrets in each part
Trust not the promise of a simple fart