My Furry Comedian

Lyrics

[Verse]
You steal my socks you chew my shoes
Act like it’s a game you’ll never lose
Your face so innocent but I know your crime
You buried my wallet for the hundredth time

[Verse 2]
You chase your tail like it’s a vicious foe
Spin in circles till you fall below
Your bark’s a melody that cracks me up
You howl along with my morning coffee cup

[Chorus]
Oh you’re my furry comedian
Every mess you make feels like a win again
When you trip on air or bark at the moon
You’re the chaos that lights up my living room

[Verse 3]
You stare at me when I’m eating fries
Give me those sad little guilty eyes
But the moment I give in and share a snack
You’ll run away like you’re under attack

[Bridge]
So mischievous with a heart of gold
In dog years you’re wise but never old
Your fur’s a canvas of muddy delight
And yet I still hug you every night

[Verse 4]
Remember that time when you met the vacuum
Ran for your life straight to the bathroom
I laughed so hard tears filled my face
You make my life a slapstick embrace