Magic Mundane Monday

Lyrics

[Full Song in Bracket Format]

{Intro – Soft & Dreamy, Yet Deeply Resentful}

[🎻 Light harp and flute intro, with twinkly bells and soft orchestration. A wistful, delicate beginning—like a princess waking up to birds… only to face soul-crushing responsibility.]

🎶 The sun is up, the birds all sing,
Another day of joy they bring! [🌞🐦✨]
The house is fresh, the air is light…
Oh wait, what’s that? THE KITCHEN’S A SIGHT. [💀👀]

[🎶 Violins swell dramatically into a sickeningly peppy waltz. Flutes twirl mockingly. Princess-level cheerfulness intensifies.]


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{Verse 1 – Cheerful, Yet Barely Holding It Together}

🎶 The kids left milk inside a bowl…
Now this MILGURT’S got to go! [🤢🫠]
🎶 A science fair is growing there,
Oh, what a charming little scare! [👀⚠️]

🎶 The laundry pile has touched the sky!
I’d climb it, but I’d rather die! [🗻💀]
🎶 The socks are lost, the dishes groan…
Oh look, my kingdom’s overthrown! [⚔️🏰]

[🎺 BIG ORCHESTRAL SWELL—like a triumphant Disney princess moment, except it’s about the slow decay of sanity.]


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{Chorus – Swelling, Grand, and Tragically Optimistic}

🎶 It’s a Magically Mundane Monday!
A wonderful start to the week! [🎉🥲]
The crumbs are a’glitter, the sink smells bitter,
And the laundry pile just grew feet! [🧦🦶]

🎶 Magically Mundane Monday!
A day of such wonder and cheer!
The toddler is screaming, my coffee is teeming...
With floaters that weren’t there last year! [☕🐜😵]

[🎻 Huge, sweeping finish—then the music halts abruptly. A long, hollow stare into the void.]


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{Verse 2 – Too Much Enthusiasm, Clearly Losing Grip}

🎶 The fridge holds secrets, dark and deep…
What was once bread now tries to creep. [🍞🦠]
🎶 The cat’s knocked over every plant!
Oh, how delightful! [🐈💀🌿]

🎶 The vacuum chokes upon the floor…
How could it fail me? OH, WHAT FOR? [🌀💔]
🎶 But lo, my fate! My noble quest!
A grocery trip! I’m truly blessed! [🛒✨🥲]

[🎶 Music shifts into a sweeping, adventure-style march. The "GROCERY QUEST" begins.]


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{Bridge – Haunting, Ethereal, Completely Unhinged}

[🎻 Music slows—softly sung like a woman on the verge of breakdown.]

🎶 One. More. Chore.
One. More. Task…
Oh, when does joy return, I ask? [🫠🕳️]

🎶 No time for books, no grand romance,
Just wiping off these sticky hands… [🍯🤨]
🎶 But wait! A light! A shining grace!
A coffee shop! My sacred place! [☕✨😭]

[🎶 Heavenly chorus swells. The sun breaks through the clouds. She reaches for coffee like it’s the Holy Grail.]


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{Final Chorus – Theatrically Tragic & Absolutely Unraveling}

🎶 Magically Mundane Monday!
The thrill, the joy, the PAIN!
The errands are endless, my mind is defenseless,
And the toddler just clogged the drain! [🚿💀]

🎶 Magically Mundane Monday!
Oh, what a sweet little curse!
My fate is cemented, my soul is fermented...
Oh, look! The coffee is worse. [☕😵]

[🎶 Huge, soaring orchestral finish—then abrupt silence.]




{Outro – Defeated Yet Accepting}

[Collapses onto couch, sipping the cursed]