The Retard's Prize

Lyrics

He's across from the hotel, in the park where the grass is green,
He was hiding in the bushes just smoking up a dream.
Feelin’ alright, man he thought he could fly,
But little did he know, the ukraine police pulled out zip ties.

He's playing a stupid games about to win the retard prize.

They got cameras in the pigeons, and the drones flying high,
Microphones in the bushes to catch everyones lies.
I think they tapped my phone. And is that a squirrel staring at me?
Maybe its the S.B.U or possibly the K.G.B?
Now he's starting to panic, with all those eyes that see.
Playing stupid games just to win the retard prize.
Now he's down in the office, they want him to pee in a cup. But it doesn't really matter because he already know he's fucked.

"Congratulations on your retard prize"

Now he's feeling low, Ridin’ this train back home. He can't help but wonder now that he's all alone.
adios muchacho!

I hope you have a buddy, if you wanna go out to eat.
I hope you have a buddy, when there's a girl to meet.
Clint's gonna be in your shower, turning up the heat! DONT DROP THE SOAP!
I hope you have a buddy, While sitting on your toilet seat.

Playing stupid games just to win the retard prize. FIRST PLACE!

We got a guy getting roofied, past out on the street. And his butt hole hurts!
A dumbass out getting high and its only a quarter past nine! THERE'S cameras in THE pigeons!
Another lost his marbles while yelling up at the sky! I DONT wanna RIDE THE TRAIN anymore!
Those who play stupid games are gonna win the retard prize.
Here's a quarter!

"Step right up"

"Spin the wheel"

"and claim your prize"