Grampa Jimmy's Beachside Blunder

Lyrics

[Verse]
Grampa Jimmy strolls down the shore
Ripped jorts screaming their own wild lore
Paint stains splattered a Jackson Pollock mess
Wave-crashing swagger but now under duress

[Chorus]
Oh Jimmy what’s the deal today
Your shirt’s like chaos your shorts in dismay
His wife at the door fire in her eyes
"You're embarrassing me Jimmy you better realize"

[Verse 2]
He picks up bananas in the checkout line
Cashier smirking life ain’t benign
Strutting loud like a breaker’s roar
But that shirt she can’t ignore

[Chorus]
Oh Jimmy what’s the deal today
Your shirt’s like chaos your shorts in dismay
His wife at the door fire in her eyes
"You're embarrassing me Jimmy you better realize"

[Bridge]
She says you don’t care about my pride
Every thread frayed tearing me inside
Jimmy laughs shakes his salt-crusted hair
"Let 'em stare baby life don’t play fair"

[Verse 3]
Back at the house she’s had enough
"Jimmy my patience ain’t that tough
Rip those jeans clean burn that tee
Or no more surf tacos with me"