Johannes Blues

Lyrics

[Verse]
Johannes oh Johannes don't you know
Your breath could stop a clock refuse to go
You chatter 'bout the moon but you never show
A single fact or figure nothing to bestow

[Verse 2]
Skinny legs they tremble when you walk
Mind's a circus with no trained hawk
You argue with a wall with endless talk
Your thoughts so scattered like a broken chalk

[Chorus]
Johannes you're a puzzle with missing clues
IQ of a pebble yet you light the fuse
Bad breath and skinny legs making their debut
But oh Johannes we can't stay mad at you

[Bridge]
Staring at the stars you see a disco ball
You think in your mind you're ten feet tall
But buddy you forget the basics and fall
Johannes oh Johannes that's your call

[Verse 3]
You say two plus two equals fish and tree
Your logic’s wild like a ship lost at sea
Breath like onions and a faint debris
Yet in your own way you make us all free

[Chorus]
Johannes you're a puzzle with missing clues
IQ of a pebble yet you light the fuse
Bad breath and skinny legs making their debut
But oh Johannes we can't stay mad at you