bald

Lyrics

phillipe is a snake who slithers and slimes
thank fucking god he's gone tom
diaz's head is pretty big
you're either a smart fella or a fart smella
no no no tom
nowadays everybody want some hair like they got something to shave
but nothing trims off when they clippers ring
you motherfuckers act like you forgot billy's bald


so what does he say to somebody with hair?
klopp is gone and now bald is bare
act like douchebags dont have a care
nothing comes out because they forgot the mr sheen
are you seeing this shit tom? that's what he said in his scottish accent
fuck him though

i remember when you used to shave my hair
now you're looking at my head
help me find a way to shave my hair

as long as you got no hair
its cold outside when you have no hair


help me find a way to shave my head
everybodys telling saying my hair's nice but i wanna try
yeah im going bald again tonight tom